IN MEMORY OF MY BIRDS THAT DIED

WHO KNOWS HOW

My birds died and i dont know why the fuck they died

so im doing this page in honor of those birds who dont

really do much besides shitting but they are still birds.

No animals were harmed in this page except my birds,

that died, and their real names will be not used for

confidentiality purposes. This if my theory of their deaths.

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This is kfc... they invented a mutated chicken that looks damn

ugly that also eats other birds. The reason: they mixed the chicken

genes with baboon genes because they were damn bored.

So well the mutated chicken somehow eats birds. There is

evidence for this because i have seen this mutated chicken

running around wild eating birds. But it does not eat the birds

in a ordinary way. No, it first, sits on them, so that they enter

the chicken's anus and then it digests them, and then it poops

it through its earwax. Below is a mug-shot of this chicken. If

you see it be carefull because it will sit on you.

As you can well see this chicken is damn ugly. Its anus

is also very wide because it has been sitting on some

very large animals. Mainly birds though. This is where

my birds come in.

The damn chicken arrived in its spaceship to my house, saw my birds and then

started sitting on them. I tried to kill the chicken by slapping it around with

a big chunk of meat, but then it took out one of its legs and it started poking me

on my testicles. I was scared of its gayness so i went to sleep. Then it sat on my

birds.... I dont think there is much more to say. My birds are dead, the mutated

chicken sat on them and they are probably ear wax by now. This is not meant

to be a metaphore or something. The only way to kill the mutated chicken is

by shoving two large firecrackers up its ass or by tying its pubes into a butterfly.

THIS SITE IS ANTI-KFC-MUTATED CHICKENS

may my birds rest in peace

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any spottings of the chicken should be reported to me